[casually while making small talk at a party] so do you happen to know the whereabouts of my missing child?

I just threw an artist’s magnum opus in the garbage.

I hate them. I think tatted gymnastic teachers should be rounded up and executed.

The DTF are horny as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore

[while cumming] I’m emanating!

Let me know if I should ever give into my torturous, libidinal urges!

One day, everything I do will make sense. Please be patient as I work on making your life immeasurably better.

I’m fairly certain one of you is my girlfriend.

Should I do whatever I want whenever I want regardless of how it impacts those around me?

We’ll likely be in the same room together someday.

Come over and writhe in pain with me.

Having sex with someone is so funny. Bro, porno exists.

i love that i can be silly with you. just laughing and being goofy with you for hours and hours. completely sober, not a care in the world. but if you ever betray me, i would go insane. thats just how im built

I can’t wait till I can kiss you and hug you and we can go on adventures and be silly together ❤️

if i fw you, i fw you. you don’t gotta worry. imma have your back always. but if you ever betray me, i’ll never forget it. just something you should know abt me.

Nightly swim with my cousin.

Please do not lead my horse to water. He doesn’t deserve it.

Girlfriend doesn’t want my life to have sex scenes any more…

Has anybody seen my machinations?

Nothing exists. What are you putting on this?