sent this to my gf to make sure she knows exactly who she's dating

I keep saying this to myself. perfect phrase

Just discovered that curly haired horses exist. In case you haven’t seen one, here you go.

Karen & Gizelle’s lunch getting interrupted by a mime Monique hired to invite them on a girls trip to France…and them not realizing that and bullying the mime into the GROUND, rendering him unable to perform his job…one of the best things that’s ever happened here on Earth

chris pine… he’s literally me

Harriet the Spy, a.k.a. Golly Ole Golly's "My Own Private Lesbianism"

inside you there are two wolves

one time on mushrooms i decided i should be living off nuts & seeds like a little squirrel, so I went to Whole Foods and blew my whole paycheck on nuts & seeds. then all week I had no money and DID have to live off nuts & seeds, and let me tell you I WAS SO WRONG. it sucked

The "not feeling confident" to "feeling like a piece of shit for not feeling confident" pipeline needs to be looked at by a skilled plumber IMMEDIATELY #CleanMyEmotionalPipesZaddy

i'm screaming

“I need to get my mental chickens in a line,” said the woman who clearly needs to get her DUCKS in a ROW 🤦‍♀️

Geraldine the great horned owl, resident of Central Park, New York for over 13 months and a symbol of resilience on a recent evening after flyout. (1/13) #birds #birdwatching #nature #wildlife #birdcpp

#Scandoval isn’t funny but you know what is? This caption from Vox’s explainer of the whole sordid mess

carnivorous plant

It's time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. Technology and worker productivity has exploded in recent years. That transformation should benefit all, not just the few. It should create more time for friends, for family, for rest, and for relaxation.

it’s fascinating to me that writing is the backbone of society (we learn everything from text!) but people seem to think it’s both 1) the easiest job in the world and 2) a job only privileged people pursue and thus shouldn’t complain about how little it pays.

Flaco, the Central Park Eurasian eagle-owl, perched on the conveyer belt of a large soil screening machine. I believe the Conservancy is using this machine to recycle soil materials for use in the Park. #birds #birdwatching #nature #birdcpp