them: so what kind of mayor does nyc need right now? me:

I’m experiencing lib levels of DSA patriotism rn

WHERE IS THIS HOPE IN LOS ANGELES I NEEEEEEED THIS

I AM A ZOOMER WHO REMEMBERS OBAMA IOWA DO NOT ASK 🙏

Islamophobia lost. Sexual predation lost. Corruption lost. I believe the word is “Alhamdulillah”

Gonna hang a picture of Zohran in my house like Irish Catholics did with jfk

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

I wish LA had a mayor…

soooo i deactivated my account for a few days and felt quite free so if you enjoy my shitposting i am sorry but alas i will be most likely deleting this account at some point soon

i was sitting on a couch reading a romance novel and my mom's cousin sent me a whatsapp screenshot from the room next door and i thought i needed to give a lesson in fake news

Because bankrolling influencers just because they’re younger doesn’t always guarantee a win, but a solid track record of showing up for your community does.

.Chipotle why are you not giving water cups & instead charging $3.72 for soda cups to fill up with water ????????????

i refuse to use AI to complete my entire homework assignment and this is unfortunately affecting my completion grade because literally everyone else is and i just write ? because i'm so lost instead of pretending i don't know by asking the robot

On this day in 2024, LeBron James discovered America.

just posted a fundraising ask on linkedin. ask me about B2B SaaS but also about keeping kids in school in iran.

do we think eric adams wants my Turkish Airlines student discount ? i can forward my emails

CHICKEN SHOP DATE??????

primary adam schiff queen 🙏

every time i make the flight or the drive i send my emails to the authorities