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NotASpotBmore

@notaspotbmore

Scofflaw parking in Baltimore. Tag submissions to @NotASpotBmore or email them to [email protected]

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calendar_today11-02-2019 21:24:26

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Bonkers Fishpaw ☭ (@bmorebonkers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NotASpotBmore this jerk was parked in the MD Ave cycle track. I asked if he would mind parking in the spot right next to him and he said "yes". I wish I could say that I didn't lose my mind at that moment, but I can't.

<a href="/NotASpotBmore/">NotASpotBmore</a> this jerk was parked in the MD Ave cycle track. I asked if he would mind parking in the spot right next to him and he said "yes". I wish I could say that I didn't lose my mind at that moment, but I can't.
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Massive truck parked in the bike lane right next to open parking spaces, nothing in the bed, gas isn't expensive enough.

Massive truck parked in the bike lane right next to open parking spaces, nothing in the bed, gas isn't expensive enough.
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy earth day to this person parked in one of Baltimore's few "protected" bike lanes right next to an open parking spot 🌍💚 NotASpotBmore

Happy earth day to this person parked in one of Baltimore's few "protected" bike lanes right next to an open parking spot 🌍💚 <a href="/NotASpotBmore/">NotASpotBmore</a>
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Love having to drive past cars parked in the bike lane into a construction company blocking off both the bike lane and sidewalk without providing any way to get around besides driving into oncoming traffic Bikemore NotASpotBmore

Love having to drive past cars parked in the bike lane into a construction company blocking off both the bike lane and sidewalk without providing any way to get around besides driving into oncoming traffic <a href="/bikemorebmore/">Bikemore</a> <a href="/NotASpotBmore/">NotASpotBmore</a>
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I heard someone refer to these flappy sticks as "vertical paint" the other day and the best and brightest at University of Maryland, Baltimore are definitely lending credence to that description with their parking job 😑

I heard someone refer to these flappy sticks as "vertical paint" the other day and the best and brightest at <a href="/UMBaltimore/">University of Maryland, Baltimore</a> are definitely lending credence to that description with their parking job 😑
Graham Projects (@grahamprojects) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bike Fam!: Get your own FLEXPOST hardcore/metal t-shirt! I'm selling these limited run super soft t's for $20 each, with all proceeds going to Bikemore. Venmo Graham Projects $20 plus your size by next Monday, 1/6/22. Aiming for early July local delivery. -g

Bike Fam!: Get your own FLEXPOST hardcore/metal t-shirt! I'm selling these limited run super soft t's for $20 each, with all proceeds going to <a href="/bikemorebmore/">Bikemore</a>. Venmo <a href="/grahamprojects/">Graham Projects</a> $20 plus your size by next Monday, 1/6/22. Aiming for early July local delivery. -g
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Got 2 construction companies in Baltimore's bike lanes today without setting up detours 🙃🚲 Reported them to 311 but the tickets were immediately closed with no sign of any action taken... NotASpotBmore

Got 2 construction companies in Baltimore's bike lanes today without setting up detours 🙃🚲
Reported them to 311 but the tickets were immediately closed with no sign of any action taken...
<a href="/NotASpotBmore/">NotASpotBmore</a>
JonM (@itsspelledjon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My first ride on the Harford Bridge since it closed to pedestrians and 3 vehicles parked in the bike lane 😑 who could've predicted this 🤷‍♂️

My first ride on the Harford Bridge since it closed to pedestrians and 3 vehicles parked in the bike lane 😑 who could've predicted this 🤷‍♂️
NotASpotBmore (@notaspotbmore) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Police say" there was a major incident at McDonald's today. Police responded and collected evidence, including a Big Mac meal, with large fries and no god damn pickles.

"Police say" there was a major incident at McDonald's today. Police responded and collected evidence, including a Big Mac meal, with large fries and no god damn pickles.
smooth round pebble emoji (@obscuredbytrees) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hey NotASpotBmore, these cars are parked in the maryland ave bike lane around 913 cathedral street, next to an ocean of empty parking. there are no cameras around this area, so it’d be a real shame if a passing bicyclist were to damage one of these cars as they try to get thru!

hey <a href="/NotASpotBmore/">NotASpotBmore</a>, these cars are parked in the maryland ave bike lane around 913 cathedral street, next to an ocean of empty parking. there are no cameras around this area, so it’d be a real shame if a passing bicyclist were to damage one of these cars as they try to get thru!
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This Lexus owner said that they could park here 'because I always park here'. When it was pointed out that they are blocking sightlines, illegal parking bingo started: * We're just unloading * We're not staying * We have a baby in the car * It's illegal to take pictures of my car

This Lexus owner said that they could park here 'because I always park here'. When it was pointed out that they are blocking sightlines, illegal parking bingo started:
* We're just unloading
* We're not staying
* We have a baby in the car
* It's illegal to take pictures of my car