Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I’m happily married, have a baby on the way, and I can’t imagine anything better!

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I’m so in love with this little lad. #ProudPapa

Happy Mother’s Day to Mena Northclyffe | Parody who has only been a mother for a short time and is already absolutely incredible! I love you, mo cridhe.

Can I still be considered seductive if I’m a papa now? #SeductiveSunday

Mena? [He called for Mena Northclyffe | Parody, still needing help changing diapers.]

Whenever my lad needs me, I’ll be there.

My beautiful wife. That is all.

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

“Mama!” [Lachlan babbled as he climbed into bed and on top of Mena Northclyffe | Parody]

Felt like a wee dip before lunch with Mena Northclyffe | Parody.

I love this woman. 💚

It’s been 4 years?!

How #SeductiveSunday is spent.

Bath time for the wee prince, aye? [River smiled as he came upon Mena Northclyffe | Parody and Lachlan in the bath.] “Papa!”

Loving this wee lad who takes after his stunning mama! 💙

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5 whole years? Aye, how time flies! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Missed my own birthday yesterday because of meetings and audiences with nobles. #LifeOfAPrince

Harlots. Everywhere.