Seven zettabytes of hardcore porn. #MyBrowserHistoryIn5Words

Hey, hey is this thing on?

Not unless you want to have your life essence sucked from you and die a very painful death.

Playing Mass Effect: Legendary Edition. #BreakUpRecoveryMethods

So I hear all the old Blasto movies got remastered and there's another one coming. Fun fun.

I just realised the only romance I've had in three years was with Garrus on ME3....sad times

@ExCSecAgent awwwww yeah

Really looking forward to that vacation the Alliance promised me like five years ago.

Who do I talk to about getting a microwave installed on the bridge? Hobbling to the mess hall to heat up a bowl of instant ramen isn't as easy as it looks.

Biotics deserve better than the prejudice they get. They're taking attention away from people with real disabilities.

Square dancing. #ThingsIdNeverTry

I have no damn clue what this tag means but it's trending so boo-yah. #全ガンダム

Nothing feels better than sitting on a cold leather seat when the climate control gets set on tropical paradise.

*Yawn*

I'm always flying the ship and rarely leave the bridge. I've beaten that dead horse so much its grandkids are glue now.

Sings "And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!" into the intercom.

"Another day, another 24 hours of flying the ship."