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The Joker’s goons will never dismantle the Joker’s house

Why didn’t Joe Biden pick up Jimmy Carter and his wife and tear them limb from limb…?

If this scene in “Lady Bird” was filmed today, Christine would be a Red Scare femcel and Timothee would be reading Julius Evola

(Seeing a man commit suicide by blowing his head off with a shotgun) Me: my god… the horror People who are into movies: this is like a famous scene from the movies 🤯

What was this guy’s problem lol

yeah I used to hang with that crew. Garfield, Lyman, Odie. Yeah Liz the vet too.

Thees geeves moi… how do you Americains say… “Le Icke”

(running out of things to talk about on a first date) have you ever sat in a wheelchair before? and felt the grease on it.

Grok's "explain this post"feature is like having your own personal autistic guy to review your posts

BREAKING: Iran’s top nuclear scientists unveil their most sophisticated prototype yet

(Trying to come up with a race in Star Wars) they have… BLUE skin 😱and… RED eyes 😳 andandand….🤔 OTHERWISE NORMAL FEATURES 🤯… well, except for there penis 😏

The email worker cries out for the little treat, yet scorns the office pizza party.

The best part about buying a Diet Coke and a puck of Zyns at the gas station is leaving the gas station with a Diet Coke and a puck of Zyns

Imagine being faded as fuck and someone was saying all this shit to you

this is what a real note-taker looks like. you just ran into one of the greats

yeah… so THAT just happened 😅

Sigh… I’m so bad at gum… I know you’re not supposed to swallow it but it tastes sooooo good 😖 why can’t I do anything right….

Not exactly the guy you’d suspect of having a sweet tooth….

We had social media when I was a kid. It was called ‘the Bar’ and you would be social and say ‘Me need A beer’ to the bartender

I ate at church’s chicken and then I threw up in my bathtub and the roaches in my apartment started eating the vomit and they died lol