Dear Duolingo, please stop fucking doing this shit! You've already ruined the Japanese course for me by closing out my Section 1 and shoving me into Section 2, which means you made me skip half a Section, leaving me unprepared for the Section you fucking dumped me into, jerks!

When I think of pulling out an assault rifle (or over-powered quick-scope sniper), and going to war, my dumb ass brain immediately thinks… I wish I could look like Nicki Minaj! #callofduty #ModernWarfare2 #FortniteWannabe

To cut costs, my mother cancelled cable/home phone and opted for internet/cell service. Turns out Spectrum's been stealing $45/mo for a year; charging $25 for cable and $20 for "voice". When contacted, all we got was "Oops! We'll take those off starting next month." #Thieves

Beauty

Why do I have to agree to allow an app for creating flashcards (Quizlet) to track my activity outside its own app? And, for what it's worth Apple, NONE of this helps me better understand the developer's intentions. Why do you allow this total data grab and invasion of privacy?

Just prop her up in a chair with some pillows, she can still cast senate votes.

Why is anyone honoring Feinstein? She was one of the most corrupt politicians in America. She employed a Chinese spy for 20+ years. She served as Senator for 31 years, and what did she accomplish? Thank her for her service? She served no one but herself and her donors. Her net

Feinstein finally kicks it. One down… way too many to go.

.New York State Thruway Authority it amazes me how, on certain days, #EZPass will post your toll charge that very day, often w/in mins. Other times, it takes MONTHS, then they charge you 12 tolls per day for a week straight and claim it's their system catching up. #EZPass is a total SCAM. #TOLLSNY

Does anyone know why Apple's #AppleWatch #AppleWatchSeries8 has never once tracked my wrist temperature, even though all the settings and permissions to allow it to happen are correctly set, and it's been worn religiously for the past several months of sleep? CC: Apple Support

I'm old enough to remember when Louis CK was fricken unbelievably hilarious. I miss those days.

Wishing the beautiful H DALE and Dylan a very happy and fulfilling Christmas. 🎄🌈🎄

your_japanese_academiaのインスタで『良いお年を』っていう言葉を教えてもらったよ！ 良いお年を!

I absolutely LOVE Bob Wells! This guy is so helpful if unimaginable! #VanLife #Nomad

In a perfect world, I'd fire the costume designer on Avatar: The Last Airbender and replace them with someone who actually takes pride in their work. Why the heck is everyone wearing crisp and clean clothing? It's like they filmed a high school play!

.CNN, or rather TNN (Trump News Network), let's retirees know what to fear. #murica

And if you want to use me, I can be your puppet #maneskin

Fuck Duolingo. One lesson. Zero incorrect. Lost 10 “energy”. Can’t even get through 2 lessons, even with all correct responses, because you run out of “energy” before the last option. #GreedyFucks

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365