Going to be a great week for sports in Boston. I have two tickets to the U.S. Open, tickets to the Red Sox game and this signed bag for one lucky Boston fan. Retweet to win.

Bruce escaped earlier today. We’ve been searching for hours. I would appreciate all the thoughts, prayers, and/or positivity you can spare. If you know me, you know Bruce. I need him back.

Bruce is pretty likely somewhere around James Bowie High School. If you want to help and are able to drive around the surrounding neighborhoods and look for him tomorrow, that would be extremely helpful. I will assemble an army to find this dog. DM me if you’re looking to join.

Jeremy Reaves clawed his way onto the Washington Commanders roster. "He earned it and I'm very proud of him."

“I known you for 2 months, this been my team for 22 years.” I felt that.

Bro just came up to me at airport and said “my grandfather started chick fil a and gave me this card. I thought for sure it was gonna be free chick fil a for life. Nope just 1 free chicken sandwich. Worst gift ever. Was he really his grandson or did I get duped?

losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation

I wonder how much Patrick Cantlay charged his mates to go to his Bachelor party?

When I see superior yummy ham vs when I see inferior yucky turkey. I once again remind everyone to leave that tasteless bird of your plate and stop being brainwashed by big turkey #teamham

Tmrw we watch “The Game” that involves 2 very mediocre teams. One has a terrible offense this year so now they’re a “defensive juggernaut.” The other team has played a JV schedule and is accused of cheating against all their other miserably bad opponents. I can’t wait to watch!

RTR Alabama Football

Nate Oats: “Guess what. The fellas in Chapel Hill, Jarin, they don’t have practice tomorrow.”

Hailey Van Lith seeing Caitlin Clark on the transition

Scott Adams I don’t remember this episode of the wire

The worst night of sleep because of your dad's ridiculous snoring First game at 9:47am but report to the field at 7:30 for no reason Temp: 101 in the air, 113 on the turf Location: 15-20 minutes outside a mid tier southeastern city Good times. Take me back.

it’s like seeing the gates of heaven

BREAKING: Nazareth guard Jesus Christ has entered his name into the transfer portal.