Was gonna get a couple of beers. Thought I'd better swerve it. #thatsafuckingbigdog

Conspiracy theory flying around that Steven is an actor, cos he looks like a guy in a noodle ad. I NEVER EVER fake stunts with actors.

We need a bit of the Jarvis I think. Not one fucking shot on target. Almost puts me off me roast. Almost.

Snore off Carlton no ones heard of u for years #twat #ImACeIebrity

For any geezers who have been elbowed by their treacles this weekend........

Kempton 6.20 - £10 matched at 1000.0 on Classic Pursuit as Biotic looks home but is beaten at Kempton.

Pls RT GET THE Angelos and Barry Show TO NUMBER ONE IN THE ITUNES CHART! itun.es/i6gZ27B #iTunes

Me and @Epithemiou chillin.

Finding Dad Kings on VHS with Mike Read "promise land" #80's #Cringe

Winner! Thanks Screwfix for my 40" Samsung tv! #Winner #Farnham #Fastestscrewerinthesouth #competition