The big short

Yes, obesity is healthy. Do not exercise.

If u say in the sack unironically idk if u ever been “in the sack”

Yessir ByWassies Adrian Biedrzycki dont look at the balance pls #brokebutgothope

what people really wanna see in the skateboarding event in the olympics is things like highest ollie, longest grind, etc… not a bunch of dudes doing the same tricks over and over in a row

Trade open all day: 🟩 right before bed: 🟥🆘🟥 And that's why I stay up so late #btc

If I died before that piss, my corpse would be defiled at the hands of my bladder

Quiero una esposa hermosa

Water balloons, but make them out of vinyl wrapping

Isaac Wilks when i was 11 i remember asking people to become a mod on their server and then i griefed literally everything on there, did it about 10 times

Eff it twitter can get the edit too #snowbowl #jerrys

when I workout I like to imagine that it’s part of a training montage that will help me get better at skateboarding

You have to imagine, there’s no way any hummers exist that have a history of 0 strippers and/or hookers riding in them

Missing these yellow nipples rn

didn’t get it 🥰🥰 surprise surprise!

Lil test run the homie made 🙏

Mentally ill the way I remove a stop loss to go into red