If the medical experts were right when the hand bruises started showing up he's just gonna get progressively worse throughout the year. The rationalizations are gonna turn into some 11 dimensional pretzel logic by this summer. It's gonna be truly deranged.

How can anybody possibly think that the problem with Europe is that it's unable to fight wars? That's ALL they used to do! The US put bases there because they blew themselves to smithereens twice in a 30 year period.

The thing I find funniest is that their M4A obsession proves the folly of "popularism". Because it does indeed poll very well until you tell people it's going to mean they pay higher taxes, then not so much. Trying to govern using poll responses would be like trying to herd cats.

Just wait until it dawns on people that by leaving Iran in control of the Strait of Hormuz they'll be in effect paying a gasoline tax to the Ayatollah.

I want them to restart the draft just so that piece of shit gets sent to Iran.

I told you all people would be nuclear pissed off about effectively paying a gasoline tax to the Ayatollah!

I believe that would technically be the Taco Bravo at Taco John's.

Right?

Just wait until they figure out they're in effect paying a gasoline tax to the Ayatollah...

He is the phoniest phony who ever phoned. That's why all the leftists and Pod Save bros and centrist pundits and Republican twinks love him. He's one of them!

The Please Clap (TM) guy's campaign director doesn't understand why normies would be turned off by Nazi tattoos and terrorism apologists. There's exactly zero mystery why Jeb! flamed out like an aircraft carrier lint screen in 2016.

Anybody who talks about a permanent majority needs to seek serious psychiatric help and read one fucking history book.

You mean he's just another billionaire doing a dysfunctional vanity project? The mind reels!!!

I can't wait until 10 years from now Ghislaine Maxwell is on Fox News as an expert on battling child sex trafficking. I'm 100% serious when I say that I think that'll happen. (I watched the Iran-Contra hearings as a teenager so that isn't some history book stuff to me.)

Once you get elected you'll change your mind about term limits...

Contrarianism is the real mind virus (and main source of stupidity on this website).

Piker is a one man show having a circle jerk with a bunch of basement dwellers and the angry downwardly mobile. It's no wonder that he's the darling of all the Pod Save bros and centrist CHUDs that are losing there grip on the Democratic party. They're just like his fans!

Damn, looks like I'm gonna be busy updating this thing.

You got any poll numbers to back that up?

Wait. The fentanyl panic has gotten so bad they're literally claiming it's a WMD now? Why do we have to be governed by literally the stupidest people on Earth most of the time? Could we please just have some people who know their ass from a hole in the ground more often?