Life is just a series of holidays.

If you’re not burying your face in your pet’s tummy floof, why do you even have a pet?

That time I drove high with expired tags and without my license, registration, or insurance info.

My dad cites this article as the reason he went to medical school in his 30s.

The message Jen Simon wants you to know more than anything? Her sister didn't choose death. But depression was in control. #mentalhealthawarenessmonth loom.ly/D--yKw8

It’s not lost on me that when a man goes on a killing spree with his AR-15, people will say things like “mental health is not a joke”. But when a female athlete uses her goddamn right as a human being to take care of herself, said people absolutely lose their minds.

Nearly every holiday and definitely every year, corporations get it wrong. How hard is it to ask a Jewish person?

Wow! A menorah moose? 🙄🙄Thanks for the picture!

Hanukkah isn’t the Jewish version of Christmas! Check out Salon for more ranting! salon.com/2021/11/30/han…

To everyone who voted 3rd party to "send a message to the system," the Supreme Court is sending a message back.

Hannukah was never supposed to be Christmas and that is COMPLETELY FINE WITH ME. Jen Simon's take is brilliant: salon.com/2021/11/30/han…

Is it omicron or delta or your period or a cold or flu or allergies or anxiety or long covid or perimenopause or food poisoning or migraine or a tumor (“it’s not a tumor”) or PTSD or parenting is just so hard lolol or too much sitting and screen time and stress or IS IT COVID or

A great opportunity!

8: I learned a new curse word. The ‘K’ word. My immediate reaction was bafflement; then I thought of a K word and omg what did my Jewish son hear and where? Me: I don’t know that one, can you tell me? Of course you won’t get in trouble. He leaned in and said: KAREN.

We asked 12 not to Google me. I wanted to tell him about my addiction; I didn’t want him to learn about it from my essays. Me: I need to tell you something. I was addicted to pills for many years but I have 6 yrs clean. Immediate response: Way to go, Mom! Kvelling.

Why can men only understand things when other men are involved? Or when they’re faced with how absolutely terrifying men are?

I miss the Michael Stipe who looked like Jonathan Rhys Meyers instead of Moby.

How do you know about Oberlin College ? Gen X: @PhizLair Millennials: Lena Dunham

Mr. and Mrs. Affleck seem to have gone with the “HomeGoods” aesthetic for their recent wedding. Stars! They really *are* just like us!