These days, if you are in a relationship, you miss 1 call or text, and you have to explain why with an affidavit & doctor's note😪

Having a child never aged anybody bath 🛀 ,wear nice clothes 👙👠👛👒,and throw away those ANC T- Shirts.. 🤧

That awkward moment he swears at you when he cums 🍆🍑 💦....yoh 🤧

Can you post a pic wearing tracksuit... I wanna see something 😏

To whom it may concern: You need not worry too much in as far as some first impressions are concerned. Most can be changed by spending more time around and/or with the person.🤞😌

Relationships end too soon because people stop putting in the same effort to keep you, as they did to win you.🤞

What time should a One Night Stand leave in the morning?😏🤔

Nothing says good morning than a smell of coffee ☕️ 😋

Those people who say they don't date on social media,what happens if you meet someone at the mall and find out they're on social media 🤔🤧

I love a man who smells good ❤️😌😚

Me squeezing myself in someone's Dms 😏😌

Ladies, let's spoil the gents today, re ka se palelwe ke haircut 💇‍♂️ ya R 25.00..😌🤞

A person will get mad that someone drinks Hennessy whilst still living at their parents' home. Show us a house worth R490 re e reke😪🤞😩🤧

Morning ☕️ 🌄. Happy Friday 😊

Being a man these days is no longer a gender. it's a financial status 🤞

Guys, would you accept being shela 'd by a woman 🤔

Break Up message is the only message that you can read 10 times word by word and still don't understand 🤧🤞

These days I hardly finish 2 slices of bread & I heard rich people don’t eat too much.

God, is that a sign 😌

If we found a bag full of cash in the parking lot, R3.5 million , what are you going to do with your R500🤔

Men are not complicated. You're just not the one they love 😌😒