👋 Commander James Fitzjames Now,

As the only steward with polar experience, I am also the only steward who knew to pack suitable amounts of moisturizer. And by that I mean all the moisturizer. Let everyone else suffer their skin-care disaster, I've go my captain covered.

-Naked but not cold -Enjoys the other other white meat -Long strolls on the shale super romantic -Being a shaman is in the MIND -Knives out, balls presented -Feral as fuck

I like nature photography. A sample of my work entitled "Soul Mate." Don't pay no mind to the blur- I was preparing to amputate my tongue at the time and didn't focus the lens like I ought. I like it better this way though.

Alright, who thinks they’re funny?? If I find out who did this, you’ll be flogged to within an inch of your life!

Some Francis and JCR for The Terror bingo prompt: "old friends"

I think more people need to know that in 1807 Francis Crozier received SIX commendations at school and in 1808 he received EIGHT, including Exemplary Conduct both terms! Let's all have a moment to be proud of 10/11 year old Crozier! Huge thanks to Megan C for the source!

Cleaned this up with a little editing, for bit clearer look at his face. Really wish there was someone out there to colorize it professionally. I tried a few apps, but it's way beyond my ability. 😕

Jopson, you hear EVERYTHING.

explain your @ using only images

I would KILL for a glass of whiskey right now.

What in bloody Hell is this? The only spirit worse than gin... Heaven and saints preserve us from the abomination that is tequila!!