I love every Nugenix commercial. “Hey, are you Doug Flutie and Frank Thomas?” “You’re goddamn right we are, how’s your dick working, you still gettin’ it up?”

Happy cows enjoying their new brushes

if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay ❤️

#DDAY80 The best ever riposte to General de Gaulle... De Gaulle had just told US President, Lyndon B Johnson, that he was leaving NATO and wanted all American servicemen off French soil. Johnson asked: "Does that include those buried in it?"

RIP Woody Williams, the last surviving MOH recipient from WW2. All gone. All 472.

Life is short so stop worrying about dumb shit and do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

"I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories." - Charles Bukowski

Some days it was better to stay in bed with the covers pulled up.

The greatest and bravest generation ever

These are strange and savage times.

we don’t need new governments new revolutions we don’t need new men new women we don’t need new ways we just need to care.

Not enough people talk about Mickey Tettleton • 245 HR, .818 OPS, 122 OPS+, 2x ASG, 3x SS • Switch-hitting catcher, great batting stance • Hit 6 walk-off HR, including 3 in extra innings • Hit .382/.488/.853 in 43 PA vs. Charles Nagy • Had four seasons with at least 30

It took me 9 years to realize, and I will tell you in 2 minutes. 1. Don't tell them everything Even when you trust your close friends and family.

Reconsidering Umberto Eco’s 14 features of fascism openculture.com/2016/11/umbert…

They tried to send in a relief pitcher for Old Hoss Radbourn once in 1886 but he put the guy in a sleeper hold and then sent a note back to the dugout that read "Eat shit."