Spoken at Astro Burger: "OH MY GOD!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON"T HAVE HERBAL TEA!? [disgusted] WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!" NoFilter

Women in elevator today "I'm only buying stretchy pants from target until I lose weight" [all nod in agreement] PING! 2nd floor door opens

Realization during casting today: apparently every LA actor knows martial arts and all sports known to mankind. Rest easy folks, we're safe

"Oh gosh, this polar vortex just won't go away" said no one in California ever.

"Keep your friends close; Keep the Nutella closer"