A man’s inability to keep a platonic female friend is a red flag.

“What’s ur budget for August” Nothing I owe September money already

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Some things are so far removed from my reality that I physically cannot imagine it

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I need k-drama recommendations that’ll make me believe in love

At least nobody is forgetting the other persons birthday 🤷🏾

The ocean is endangered by a single household here

You simply could have just put Rihanna’s pic first. Little things like this piss me off

I honestly pity Ayomee, cause i always rant to her, i wonder how she hasn’t blocked me

This is all the information I need to not be a criminal.

I’m floating

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