nizothenga ama fake lapha eTemu.

Why do we drink alcohol? 🤢

Kaizer Chiefs should call it a day now.

Every Sunday, we wake up to sad news.

Nikuphi?

Amazulu needs to score. Orlando Pirates did them dirty last game.

Mobara's tackle was fair. But red card? Could have been something he said to the ref.

42 in March 😁

It's a small world, be careful what you do.

It's almost a month without load shedding. This feels very weird.

The smell of jungle oats will ruin your whole day.

You're single, you stay indoors, and you sleep early. How do you expect to find love that way?

Uthi uyofaka iCV uvele uqashwe ngempela, yoh! kubanda kanje ekseni nkosi yam!

Your husband opens ciders for his side chick with his wedding ring.

Umuntu othakathayo umbona ngokthanda iWinter.

You can't convince me otherwise. Winter is a horrible season.

I miss social distancing.

Being broke is so uncomfortable.

Whoever took my vape, I hope today's rain floods your house satan.