Elon just paid 😂

Mlisema rafiki ya mwizi ni mwizi lakini rafiki ya tajirii sio tajiri

Parents are still in love lakini mtoto wao anakula divorce kila mwaka...nanii si utulie ata

kwa matanga ukikaa huko nyuma ndio utajua nini ilimaliza marehemu, huko mbele ni sifa tu😂

Kazi ni kulamba msendes ya watu huku ...kwani wewe huezi jiaminia ukue leader

Sikuizi huku mtu Kama sio Activist unaona ni News Anchor eeii wajamenii

mkenya akikuambia mpatane saa tatu unafaa kutoka kwa nyumba saa ngapi?

Back then in 2019 there was this murima baddie I was dating alikua mkamba she was nice as f*, haga nayo alibarikiwa nayo unlike wagikuyu the problem was that alikua na a very high sex drive....🧵

Nimesema tu we cannot date...... Sijasema siezi kupea kimechi😪

Before money was introduced what did ladies find attractive in men?

I am back Elon ni Malaya Sana 🥺💔

mid morning gains, add your handles below

Iyo 12hrs nimekua Elons prison, feels like a whole year bana 🫡💔

Mj😂😂

Sijui mbona naoverthink 😐🥱

Umewaih katiwa na gay🤔, how was the experience 🤔.

Times are changing hadi I no longer feel those butterflies we used to feel buana. Ni kama waluhya waliungana wakazikula 😂😭😭zenye zilibaki mkachora tattoo

Don't let someone's greatness make you feel small.

😂😂🪓Imagine me and you in a room lights off 🫠😋 ………. nawezaa kulimaa mangumii ushangayee 😂😂🫵🏾 kumbaff😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🔨😠

Unaenda kuseparate jirani wasipigane alafu unaanguka unapasua woofer na tv 🥲😂😂💔💀