Apparently, there are some tasty treats to be found inside pig ears. I have no interest in trying it.

Tyrone reinvent da long jump. Da white man bin doin' it wrong all dis time.

Bonquiqui needs a shave.

They have water in the condoms to prove they're not burst. I'm more concerned by the fact that they're used.

In spite of these grifters telling us they're only here for the free stuff, our governments insist we need them.

Make sure no one ever steals your shoes from the mosque again. Buy a pair of these dazzlers.

Sword fight on Edgware road by a gang of muslims trying to hijack a car.

Mo'Nique assures us that they sell those jeans in every colour. Now you too can look monstrous in black, blue, red, purple, orange, ever'tin'.

Tyrone drops a live birth right der on da road.

TayTay smack dat nice news reporter right in she face.

Reparations should come with the condition that you go straight back to the location that your great grandparents came from, and unlearn everything you were educated on in white lands. I'd agree to those terms.

Dear Indian women. Thank the white man for ending 'sati', the practice of burning the wife alive if her husband died before her. What patriarchy would you like to smash? #Feminism #WheresMyMoney ?

Dear POC. WHERES MY MONEY? You owe white people for all the positive contributions we made to your lives. Let Stewie explain to you how this works.

I don't want reparations, I want 'thank you' money from all non-whites. So dear POC pay up. You owe white people for medicine, education, infrastructure, technology, human rights, legal systems, and SO MUCH MORE.

Why are we importing the Middle East and Africa? What are we in short supply of that they're providing the answers to?

Afghans attacking Parisians.

Dat one time Leroy ordered sneakers from Wish.

Stop the planet. Tyrone's hairline has been shaved too high. A bruthah caints handle da dissresspek.