Always hated this shrine :/

An important message from the Undertow Spillway maintenance team:

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

Nothing better than playing #RangeBlaster ...💥 Except maybe #Women 😄 #Yep #ImLesbian 🌈

SRL Ballistics here. Wooo! It's good to be back. And we are SO BACK with exclusive imagery of the new S-BLAST '92. What a weapon. This baby has two firing modes—one designed for precision and range, and the other designed for EXCUSE ME and KA-SPLOOSH!

Side Research Lab back again! After you complete (or lose) a run in the Spire of Order, you'll be shown a lineup of all the chips you collected that time 'round. Isn't that cool?

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[Note]

To close the gap between newer players and more experienced players, starting in Fresh Season 2024, you will no longer be able to Squid Roll forward, as this was unintended behaviour.

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SRL here, with breaking news you've all been waiting for! Tune in tomorrow morning, for a LIVE sneak peek at Splatoon 3: Side Order!

We can't wait to see how this will affect the Squid population... Don't forget to set your alarms!