Excelsior

Why is it Black People are told to get over slavery but White People always have Civil War reenactments?

I'm worried that my existential crisis has no meaning.

We need to stop white terrorism.

The face you make after someone whispers in your ear “you’re on the list” “you don’t even want to fuck with that Mac daddy” My boy Tony Todd from “final destination”, obviously “Candyman” and my fave “night of the living dead”

Am I the only one who noticed that Kawhi left the key to the city under his seat and left without it? #WeTheNorth #LetsGoRaptors #WeTheChamps

Torontonian government: Wait until all the people have fallen, injuring themselves Wait until all the cars have crashed Wait until the snow turns to ice Wait until the weather clears Now we plow #torontologics #torontofails

RT if your hands are so chapped from hand washing that you can’t RT this

Tugged at my heart strings until that last sentence...

When people think about traveling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present. But no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

That moment when you watch miss universe as background noise- in hopes of seeing someone fall & at the very last minute are not disappointed

‘I’m not a Hater.. But I hate shit” I hate when a Resturant changes or removes the ONE thing you came there to order…

Tried to subtly un-wedgy myself in the shallow end of the beach yesterday & wound up spinning with the tide & making wedgy worse...

You'd think by now Tim Hortons Inc Would have figured out a way to transport doughnuts without causing this... #TimHortons

I can't believe I'm done my Xmas shopping! I even have a BDay gift for the BFF!

I swear the only reason I ever go to the States anymore, is to order Papa John's!!