This is tooo good 🤣

PSA: Mothers Day is approaching. Your woman doesn’t want a coffee mug, chocolate, or flowers. She wants time to herself. A break from motherhood. Book your woman a massage and spend intentional time with your kids while she gets some relaxation. You’re welcome

I went with Tungsten too 💪🏼 But when I went to pick mine up it was way to big. They measured my finger again and called the company that cut the rings. They said “unfortunately we are not able to cut tungsten that small” RIP My Pride 1994-2016

Work so hard and stress out all week Cut loose on the weekends to escape from it all Repeat A soul sucking cycle

Watching breaking bad Me: “You think you’d protect me if I started cooking meth and killing people?” Chels *sigh: “….probably” #TrueLove

Over a decade of schooling to be a doctor. High six figure debt. Millions of people still do it because there's more "certainty" in how much you could make. Imagine putting that much effort into your own thing. Even half as much. Imagine what 10 years could look like. 5 years.

The wind chill is THIRTY BELOW ZERO!!! WHY would the president allow this???? FIX THIS Joe Biden!

Some dude tryna tell me a story abt a fast turtle. Bruh stfu!!

Babe wake up, Kyle just sent another 3 minute Snapchat of his car radio playing while he drives to work

Definitive evidence debunking the Shroud of Turin 🧵

Yes. The plane needed to be higher so it didn’t hit the building. Bet the pilot was on his phone 🤦🏼

Pretty average daily payout $4K a day is pretty comfortable, ngl I can’t promise you are going to make this kind of money in a month starting out, but you will easily make $10K a month I’ve made a file to show how you can do it Retweet, like, comment “4K” and I’ll send it

I have a good feeling about this year how bout you?

"He received 39 stripes because 40 was known to kill a man. They wanted him alive. They held handfuls of his beard, and hair and pulled it out by the roots. They wanted him alive. They kicked, punched, and spit on him for hours. Until there wasn't a single spot on his body not

I sinned. You sinned. We all need a Saviour. We all need Jesus.

In 1531, an image appeared on a poor man’s cloak. The fabric should have decayed. The colors should not exist. Yet it endures, and science still can’t explain it. This is the story of the tilma of our Lady of Guadalupe, a 🧵

We struggled to go around the block today in warm weather in Essex. Pope Leo walked from St. Peter’s to St. Mary Major in a much hotter Rome. He is a warrior who is giving us everything!

My Lord and my God.

Today is Michaelmas. The autumn feast of St. Michael the Archangel: guardian of high places, weigher of souls, heavenly warrior against evil, defender against the dark. Below, the light strikes the high altar at the Magnificat for Michaelmas Vespers.