time for people to start respecting beer and bread again

Wishing everyone a conflict-free afternoon!

in a perfect world, the police would use math to solve crimes. They would carry calculators instead of using a gun. Incredible.

is there a surgery I can get to make smoking weed enjoyable again

This CDJ Exoskeleton Goes Inevitably Hard

Eating GMO chicken raised w/ antibiotics and watchin UFC is an unmatched combo

Drake looking like Mike Vallely right now

would’ve been hilarious if he only went at nav for 4 minutes instead

put the eggplant plain jane Kim Jong Un my wrist, this summer is about to be unforgettable

working on an incredible breakthrough in free energy. I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity via asking people on here to rank in-n-out, whataburger and five guys. If I disappear because of this please note that I was not suicidal 👍

for a moment this morning I thought Mr Beast had finally snapped

music industry is all about grinding hard until you can goto heaven

anatomy of a fall would be a great name for an epic fails comp

sometimes I drive around town slow with a evil grin on my face. no malicious intentions just tryna vibe somethin out for a second 👍

tempted to order from the liminal burger restaurant

LET’S BEGIN!!!!!!

How do you react to something so funny when you know it’s being driven by people who want to make the world worse than it already is. This is the funniest fucking song I’ve ever heard.

Half of Twitter is now just news headlines about regular ass guys as if they were famous

do not let your people drink this shit. This stuff is messing up my whole friend group

I will always love some rock n roll music💚 no one can take that away from me