Do Israelis even have jobs how are they always at a rave or a bomb shelter or a rave in a bomb shelter

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

Used the word "acclimated" at my new job today and one of my supervisors said, "That's a big word around here," and then I overheard him using it. Already affecting change in the workplace.

The Dubai chocolate trend was part of a CIA psyop so that the US could start a trade war with Iran. In this essay I will—

Millennials came up with YOLO and then were forced to live through 30+ “once-in-a-lifetime” events as punishment

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away." ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad. INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

I actually laughed so hard at this

Husband. follower of Christ. tweeting some of the most offensive things you’ve ever seen, just absolutely horrific stuff. girl dad.

This greatest moment in legal history 💀

Jesus is short for Je Suspicious, it's actually French

So crazy how these airstrikes are totally autonomous and not the responsibility of any one specific nation or organization

[first date] Her: I’m really into carbon dating Me: *under pressure, tryna impress* my dad knows a guy who was made of carbon

The Dinosaurs documentary on Netflix is both charmingly cozy and also totally able to catapult me into a state of deep existential dread

i actually understand how important the strait of hormuz being closed is because i've seen star wars: episode i: the phantom menace (1999)