Horror movie question. What do you think are the best horror movies? Real: The Shining/Jaws. Sci-fi: The Thing/Alien. Or Super Natural like The Ring/Conjuring?

Highly recommend the new John Candy doc. Very fun and emotional. For the generation that didn’t grow up on John Candy check it out! You get a glimpse of the show ‘Yellow Belly’ that he never made 😂 Colin Hanks

This was a highlight of my life. Returning to my home town of St. Paul, MN to open for Sandler. I was born a couple blocks from here. Started stand up in 1996 with nothing. No idea where my life would go. Thank you to my fans for all these years. ♥️

Classic Vikings 😂 Yesterday: we might be in deep shit. Now: getting Super Bowl tickets!!! #SKOL

That World Series was bonkers. One of the best. I can’t get out of my head the fact that the Jays runner on 3rd didn’t score on that force. Why didn’t he have a bigger lead and why did he slide? He’s the pinch runner. If the Twins lost like that I’d be free basing cat shit under

RHODE ISLAND Providence ALL WEEKEND!! ricomiccon.com/celebrities

Any input on these mini series? - House on Haunted Hill - Midnight Mass - Doctor Sleep? On a Mike Flanagan kick. Thx.

SPOILERS: Finished the series ‘Haunting of Hill House’ and ‘Midnight Mass’. Both great! Mass I liked more cause it had a better look and I didn’t see that shit coming. The scene in the boat with Reilly was next level. (starting House of Usher tonight! )

Quitting drinking and fantasy football has added years to my life. Sadly the Vikings will take off decades. 😂 🤷‍♂️

Football season starts in 9 months!!

Pulled up to the airport and smelled weed. Everyone pregaming family time. 😂 #ShitsWeed #Wizzeed #GrandmasBoy #FamilyFilm #SafeTravels #SpaceTravel #CypressHill #HappyThanksgiving

2001 when I moved to LA I was a fan of a band that wasn’t super mainstream. They were playing at a small theater and nobody would go with me. I went alone and the theater was half full. To this day it’s one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. The band was The White Stripes. Jack

I’m going out with a TV show I created. Very excited. Also I have 4 original screen plays. We need more comedy. What comedies made you laugh embarrassingly out loud? In the theaters for me were ‘Something About Mary’, ‘Team America’, ‘Dumb and Dumber’, ‘Old School’.

Well, Jefferson is going to leave this team. Put in the ghost of Louie Anderson or a rock or a mall kiosk or a fart at this point.

I feel bad for Brosmer having to try and salvage this mess against a Seattle D in Seattle. That being said I say we draft Carrot Top. He plays naked and throws turd logs into the eyes of the other team. There. Solved the season.

Still not drinking booze. It’s really great but I’ll never judge people for shredding cocktails. Things I do/don’t miss: - eating Hot Pockets at 4am. - falling off a karaoke stage. - mystery vomit on the floor - did I fart or do I just smell like that? - who bought a cheetah?

PITTSBURGH All weekend! Where else can you meet Charlie Sheen, Stamos, and hear me and JP do a Grandmas Boy Q&A! Steel City Con steelcitycon.com

Not sure the criteria for this. Thoughts? 😂

Off the road for a while and back on Cameo Wood for the holidays. Maybe you want a holiday greeting? Maybe a new year cheer? Possibly a fart chant? Perhaps a motivational crap? Or maybe I can tell your cat to fuck off.

Nobody has ever released a Thanksgiving album. If a band would release an album of totally original Thanksgiving songs who would you pick? I’d say Gwar, Radiohead or maybe Def Leppard 😂