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“I don’t get twitter” good stay away retard we don’t want you

will the cartels start making zyns

root beer stands on bidness

stop the war on dandelions you monsters

at this point im pro deforestation to stop the smoke in the air

Every year I grow older I realize how much more everyone means to me

My obit is going to read “perished due to auto erotica asphyxiation” regardless of how I die

Scheffler is the worst thing to happen to the pga tour. LIV is a close second

“You can come as you are, or pay as you go.” -Laurie Anderson

You guys are a bunch of retards Democratic Party

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Tonight I’m going to drink wine out of a bag and listen to Mumford & sons first album. Should make for dry eyes

“ all I really needed was a friend like you, to help me through” Slightly Stoopid

Home is where the n word pass is

I would paint that ceiling with my brains so fast

I’d like to welcome the aliens with a nice casserole. Stop by sometime neighbor

Thanks for the fixed fight Mike Tyson

Turkey and a side of hanxiety

What a photograph.

another hippie revolution is needed