@mikewallis148 it's not random. They saw how freakishly tall you are!

@mikewallis148 annoyingly you have to he 6'8 to apply for a disabled card! #soclose

Referee has done wonders there

Not sure what type of person annoys me more, extreme feminists, preachers, or fat people that think the world's against them #toughcall

There's not a happier person on the planet than when Billy Hunt is driving

Please RT

@GeorgeC9323 Matthew Adam James Gavin Robson Because I'm a Guy scenes!!

The most unlucky red card... x.com/Footballogue/s…

Global Warming is true! But not as they predicted... It's raining men over in Argentina! vine.co/v/e2ixvx2Q7h2

Harry Redknapp responding to a fan who questioned his decision to put a young Frank Lampard into the West Ham team. x.com/SoccerSt_/stat…

Read all about #PPonTinder - a tale of hope, romance, and pints: pdy.pr/gTn7Xh

Do they do refunds? x.com/GeniusFootball…

What? Ross grew to lvl2016 and is evolving. This year he will be 97% twat, which is a 13% rise.

Wasn't yours about 40 at school? Matthew x.com/UberFacts/stat…

I love helmet

Another page in the record books! #greatestmanager Rich Knudsen Matthew x.com/TransferSite/s…

Just tap it in.

Oh. x.com/HenryEvoid/sta…

@GeorgeC9323 Why would you even attempt to disagree with that woman! #whenwillyoulearn