Pass the salt...

#UkraineRussiaCrisis I'm going to invade Ukraine with a telephone system from the 1970s

Today is as hot as summer needs to be. Anything more is uneccessary, sweaty and deeply un-British.

Well, screw you then... Wordle 321 X/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩

Oh look. Cloud cover to take the sting off.

Will young @willyoung will young people to get a will young? (sorry).

At this rate Ukraine will regain their February borders and as final blow to Putin, host Eurovision.

Love the garden foxes, but they all know who rules round these parts...

I really need someone to appreciate Sony still selling the Walkman Will Guyatt ! My 1985 model is the🐐

Just what is it with Russian businessmen and gravity?🤔 lbc.co.uk/news/russian-b…

#Alaska Just saying...

#caturday Leova. Minsk street kitten brought over to UK.

Carl Weathers. No!

Me? Leading the Telegraph's fantasy football league? Thank you Switzerland. 😎😎😎😎

#LeTour2024 🏆35 🏆

Beyonce on stage with Harris found all over the news, but I only know of Trump was on Joe Rogan's podcast because of my youtube algorithm. I'll get right to it, just after the Beard Meets Food and cat videos.

Trump on China's military: "We would kick their ass"😂

We may have our London Bridge. But Paris will always have The Arc de Triomphe.

Tony Slattery and John Sessions. Both gone to the big hoedown in the sky.

I'm not sure why David Lynch passing hasn't been splashed across all the media. Apparently being one of the greats isn't enough, so here's some rabbits...