it’s not OK to hit on people at their jobs. unless it’s me (it makes me feel good about myself)

me & my on repeat

the one nice thing about working on memorial day is that there’s absolutely zero traffic omw to work

lately i’ve been getting into trader joe’s. the girlies were right about this one

ever since finally updating my phone i’ve lowkey become a menace with those imessage stickers

im tired of the rouge the bat boob erasure discourse. where is the outrage for the erasure of aiai’s ass??

if i had just 2 more emotional support bionicles it would fix me

i’m so glad i was born in the 21st century. i love texting my friends

one thing about me is i am hungry

joyce manor CONFIRMED in the studio god answers all of my prayers

me getting paid tomorrow

wait, so the new lorde single isn’t a schoolboy Q cover?

friday 5x5 ‼️

realized i haven’t plucked my eyebrows in awhile and lowkey have been growing a unibrow so i brought some tweezers to work and am now in the work bathroom getting paid to pluck my own eyebrows 😌

She is so fun and beautiful. POP IS BACK BABY! youtube.com/watch?v=TkwZ2u…

my life a movie but it’s like Muppets Take Manhattan

putting on blaketheman1000 at this party and the ppl are going crazy for it

The murder of Jonathan Joss is so deeply sad and infuriating, such a wonderful actor cut down just because of who he was. Impossible to deny that the most hateful have been emboldened to do the very worst, terrible country we have built

is it illegal to pour a bottle of piss on someone