RBs tryna order lunch before game 45

he want a (F)(R)oz(E)n m(A)rg & coo(K)ie skillet

Just a reminder that before HBO hoed his ass the night king was ABOUT it and probably should have won 🤧

The fact moving walkways have not received heavy usage outside of airports is one of the great pitfalls of society

Where do people who make the “i’m _____ and I think ____ will be the drunkest tonight” find so many 1) friends and 2) friends who commit to doing that much coordination

Life was better when LMFAO and The Lonely Island were topping the charts 😔

People in Arizona really breaking out the canada goose for 65 degree weather 😭😭😭😭😭

Normalize walking straight into ppl who just stop in a walkway for no good reason

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs

I love a good Shia LaBeouf casting as much as the next guy but the lead role in Transformers boils down to being sweet on Megan Fox and shouting at your car .. could swap in anybody with high success

It blows my mind how I can drive on a 3 mile stretch on Boston Post Road in CT and find 8-10 mom-and-pop pizza spots better than any pizza I’ve ever had in Lexington or State College. We just got it figured out up here I guess.

BRING SOME EXTRA HEAT TO THE VALLEY! Welcome to the Suns, Bradley! 🏜️

5. Can she switch the pick and roll 6. Can she create off the dribble for herself and others 7. If she doesn’t get the rebound does she box out so that a teamm

me after 1 double rum and diet

I'm not big on judging general intelligence, but if you put the dollar sign after the amount, just know I think you are incompetent

On a rooftop in Manhattan sipping seltzers with my friends. Don’t text.

Lmao remember when Brian Williams was outted as a fraud? Wonder what that guy is doing now

Me leaving my parents house to go home after the holidays

2:34am watching medical asmr on the tok

Rihanna looking like some peanut butter and they don't call me Jelly Withers for nothin!!!