y’all ever be sitting and think.. damn this is the real life

Imagine stressing all day over completing a task that literally took me 6mins to do… Anxiety has me by the neck. 😂😭

You see when you’re too nice to people, they actually forget what you’re on. Why does it have to be that way?

Ticketmaster sort your life out

I be like “communication is key ” then ignore everyone

Can’t wait to get into the kitchen on Christmas and do what I do best: ENCOURAGE

Spent a lot of yesterday high and asleep. Not mad at alllllll

Worse when there was no one infront of them in their lane

We just gonna let Apple keep taking 9.99, 7.49, 2.99 at random weekly?

I present to you the greatest stripper of all time

Seing your friends achieve things they have spoken about 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

it’s literally something going on every day. i’m tired

I’m coming out just like this

“y’all start clapping, on beat though!… forget the clapping😕” LMFAOOOO JAY-Z😭😭😭

Im actually trying to get into heaven one day but these submarine tweets are STILL sending me

Wheeeew a little too familiar

Scary

!!!!!!

An aggressive Karen tried to come around the desk and get physical with a sista on her job. The sista delivered a Harriet Tubman Take-down. Followed by a Coretta Scott King Kick. She was about to finish with some Montgomery Chair action, but someone came to save the Karen

Mama: "doh worry bout dem & dey foolishness, dey won't stop we carnival." A couple years off 90 but with more energy than me; I struggled to stop her joining the crowds. #NottingHillCarnival2023 is a beautiful celebration of multicultural Britain, inspired by the Windrush Gen.