Two transfer windows? What a club.

I wonder what journalist will be held accountable for tonight’s Liverpool result with a passive aggressive laugh followed by ‘what a stupid question’ from the nicest man in football?

I will not be taking questions on this.

Chelsea: Tickets for the upcoming game go on sale Monday.

Overseas fans: WE’RE JUST AS MUCH FANS AS THOSE ALCOHOLICS THEY’VE MADE US STAY AT STAMFORD BRIDGE I GET UP AT 2AM TO WATCH THE GAME WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS ABOUT THE MATCH GOING FANS?!!!

How does somebody that never goes to the ground spend more on the club than someone that goes every week? Come on ‘Vince’ show us your workings.

Batshuai away to Atletico Madrid often goes under the radar really. That was fucking mental.

How have people got the energy to give a toss what next seasons kit may or may not look like in April?

Come on Sadiq, let’s see how old you are.

Dunno why I’m bothering ✅

England have got some unbelievable players going forward, it’s a good job the manager is Gareth Southgate to bring the flair out of them otherwise they’d probably limp to the quarters and then get beaten on penalties. So excited.

Absolutely no complaints if that’s given.

THUNDERCUNT 🚀

I’d absolutely kill to be in Madrid at the moment moaning about how many times I’ve been to Madrid. Blood on their hands with their fucking project.

Tel from the pub? #AlrightTel

The supporters, officials and ex players of both Arsenal and Bayern Munich see Ashley Cole’s face when they close their eyes 😃