Possession lols #JPNESP

thanks i hate it

Musk reinstating CSE accounts now is it. Masterful.

*REPLIES ARE OFF KLAXON*

a) cream first
b) any debate about a)

Unexpected crossover episode.

Hello name is Elrond Mucus and I have just bought the earth. It's called B now and only people with a paid account can get into France. Also I have deleted South America.

[Jacob Rees Mogg visits Holiday Inn, Basingstoke]

Timber is 12 today. He celebrated with a birthday trip on his chariot and a mouthful of sheep poo.
Happy birthday, you big doofus 💕
cc SCGS Rescue

100% chaotic good

Over 150 people have already contributed nearly £9000 to repair our 300 year old chimneys! But we still have a long way to go to raise the £50,000 we need to keep the fires burning, so please help us by spreading the word to everyone you know.
crowdfunder.co.uk/p/support-denn…

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The most otherwordly, atmospheric experience in London needs your help.

Man's train journey is frequently interrupted.

You, boy! What well-known London hospital is this?

just a rootin' tootin' organ stealin' Turkish kidney harvestin' machine™

New bum euphemism just dropped, thanks Cornwall Live

Alexa, tell me where I can find 219 ways of saying 'fuck off'

Let's play 'Spot the British Community'