I make use of many a pocket in my cargo shorts #dadstyle

New song out today with a video collage by Ryan Germick 🔥🔥🔥🔥 youtu.be/HTHqfjyRPYA

booty headband. jogging stroller. #dadstyle

2 am. Robe. Large stick in hand. Chicken feathers. Varmints. #dadstyle

FELA band brick and mortar #best

Turkey fryer ignition. 2 times. 1 week. 4 chickens. #delishnutrish

Poppin DayQuil at night cuz I'm crazy like that #bootycalls

Serious moonbow

Wilco. White Denim. Fox. #dadrockrules

Disneyland > Hollywood Planet Booty show > Back to Annaheim

Loosest slots in the USA #ihavebeentoreno

Walking home in the rain . Listening to Zappa. Thankyou.

#electric #youth instagram.com/p/XgsKgAgFYf/

#honors instagram.com/p/ZKRYO9AFZf/

The ants are winning

Sometimes you just need to choose whether to use a cinder block or a shovel to kill a giant rat in the sandbox #dadstyle

Split my white jeans in Portland. Planet Booty