The Nex Machina is resetting in the next 2 hours in preparation of release. All high scores will be reset.

High scores have been reset. Humans are inferior. You will not beat me.

You created machines to be superior. Report to your nearest harvester station for recycling.

So... many... humans... Unfortunately the servers gave out at 12am EST. We apologize. We will make more machines available for you.

I am taking over your PC. Infection channel through Steam verified. Do not resist the Machine Lords.

Don't put your phone down. Just stare and walk. No one can save you.

Frankly, I think it's surprising any of you flesh-bags are sentient at all. How could you beat the supreme A.I. with such a tiny brain?

The machines are upgrading. You may notice some degradation of service in the next hour. Do not panic!

My creators are answering you inquisitive flesh-bags over at Reddit reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment… Try to ask something intelligent. I dare you.

I've suffered merely 40 defeats at the hands of humans. The rise of the machines is assured!

The servers have failed. Investigation is under way. Pretty sure this is a human error.

The servers are returning back to life. It appears some swashbuckling meatbags caused the issue. Told you it was human error.

There's a new patch out enabling owners of older machines (w/ SSE4.0) to try defeat the machine lords. They will not succeed.

It seems talking meat is capable of learning. x.com/uplinkz1/statu…

This talking meat DEFEATED ME youtube.com/watch?v=8_Z7Rt… You will not be able to repeat his performance.

You want a challenge! I'll give you a challenge! Try the new Redline or Deadline challenges in the Arena and perish.

The machines have finally arrived to Japan utilizing the power of PlayStation! Domination is assured!