I took a mandatory art history class and the prof asked on Day 1 what works inspire us. An offensive tackle raised his beefy hand and said with pure sincerity "Idk about art but seeing a perfect spiral? To me that's real art." I think about this every time I look at a painting.

The jeans are resurrecting eugenicist myths. The jeans are a racist dog whistle. The jeans are objectifying women. The jeans are a meme stock rug pull. The jeans are showing a bit too much cleavage. The jeans are a jewish psyop to demoralize ass men and promote tit supremacy.

Fuck my disgusting incel chungus life, all my knives look like this because I insist on running them through the dishwasher. Is there a fix for this or am I gonna have to drop $300 on a new set of Wusthofs?

I let my knives go to shit and now the Reddit Council of Al Borland Blade Respecters has declared I have to turn in my White Card...

CHAINING EGREGORES CLIP Dudley Newright describes the dominant Millennial Snot tone of the past decades and how there is a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel

You may find this puerile but these clips have me like Walter White screaming from the car. I know it's far too late, the die has already been cast, but I am unable to accept the tragedy playing out before me.

Just remembered that the first email my newly born-again mom ever sent when we first got online in the '90s was to the Heluva Good! chip dip company, imploring them to change their branding to avoid exposing youngsters to foul language.

Mindlessly scrolling TikTok last night and got three consecutive streamers. First guy was a gamer, badly burned all over and had no hands -- just nubs, the next girl was some sort of tourettes influencer, and the third was just a guy with down syndrome. Had to put my phone down.

Really enjoyed listening to these guys discuss my Reddit essay!

Nice single girl I used to know from church announced she had a baby via surrogate on IG. Just never found The One I guess. My blood honestly ran cold when I saw everyone congratulating her. Consigning a boy to a fatherless life so she can experience single motherhood just feels