Imagine being a grown ass man and getting into a fight at an all ages hardcore show. Lol I know your dumb ass don't get health insurance as a tattoo apprentice.

Nerver music video but it's just me suicide bombing the dressing rooms at Old Navy.

Nerver music video but it's just me and my disciples being incinerated by the ATF.

Learning a cover today that's gonna fuck way too big. Ya'll are not ready.

Our next release should be called "Look Ma, Two Guitars!"

Sit your ass down and listen.

If I was the president, and a guy has an improvisational noise project, and he shows up late to the gig, and he takes 45 minutes to set up, then I'm sorry. That's straight to the labor camp. We're melting down your pedals into an interstate high speed rail system.

The Noise Rock Now guys thought we broke up because we suck at posting. We are still a band, and when we go out, we'll take as many innocent people with us as possible.

See look, another one.

Alice In Chains Halloween cover set would go so hard

I'm getting Oprah rich off ringtones you stupid piece of shit

The Bear has done more damage to the restaurant industry than covid ever could.

Drunk practice makes drunk perfect

Our tour with Whores starts tonight in Nashville. Bring that ass to TheCobraNashville.

Mississippi truck stop chicken got me paralyzed from the neck up

Getting home from tour to your boss being like "Glad to have you back!" Yeah that makes one of us pal.

Stin from Chat Pile repping KC's scene with mentions of nightosphere, Flooding, Nerver boys, and others! "I really think that Kansas City might be one of the best music cities in America right now and has been for a couple years" - hell yea!

Why does every "shoegaze" band in 2025 just sound like Switchfoot but if the guy couldn't sing?