The trans community to Dev Patel whenever he does anything for the rest of his life

I can't believe this is real. If you made a joke version of what this song would be, it would not be this disrespectful and gross. I'm honestly shocked 😬

Leviticus 19:19
Keep my decrees.
Do not mate different kinds of animals.
Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

you wouldn’t last 9 months in the asylum where they raised me.

Inside you, there are two wolves.

From this point forward, I will be referring to my breast implants as 'internalized chicken cutlets.'

Good! Because its trans on trains, not cass on trains.

I would also describe my life arc as 'barn to boudoir.'

Another year, another 4/20, another failed attempt to make a weed omelet. One day I will achieve it.

The incredible edible: egg

Damn, coulda been the first Catholic Pixar film...

This about the artist picture for Steve Wariner on Spotify is so fucking funny.

God Bless Texas

These Taylor lyrics are insane:

“Truth, dare, spin bottles/ You know how to ball, I know Aristotle
Brand new, full throttle/ Touch me while your bros play Pilotwings on Super Nintendo'

It's all about Jack Antonoff (jacking off). #TTPDTheAnthology

Are you a Schitt's Creek gif Trans, or a needlessly interact with transphobes Trans?

Chappie lookin ass