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Ben Rock

@neptunesalad

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A Monty Python quote that’s stuck in your head forever: “If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?”

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Hey hey: My friend Alicia (Lee) McClendon is working her ass off to make a film that will speak to a lot of people.She could use a boost to get to the next level of her creative journey. Please consider helping her! kickstarter.com/projects/ammcc…

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I can finally announce the news as the ink is dry. A producer and his production company have come on board to produce The Woman Who Knows as a feature film. He’s produced films for A list actors such as Mel Gibson, Harvey Keitel, and more. I’m officially making a film…

I can finally announce the news as the ink is dry. 

A producer and his production company have come on board to produce The Woman Who Knows as a feature film. He’s produced films for A list actors such as Mel Gibson, Harvey Keitel, and more. 

I’m officially making a film…
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This is an image of a very funny short Chris L. McKenna was in called Christmas Morning. You can watch it on YouTube just search for 20 Seconds To Live Episode 8.

This is an image of a very funny short <a href="/ChrisLMcKenna/">Chris L. McKenna</a> was in called Christmas Morning. You can watch it on YouTube just search for 20 Seconds To Live Episode 8.
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When Bertolt Brecht codified his concept of “The Alienation Effect”, I assume he had just been the only dad at a kids’ birthday party.

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I wish people fully understood the degree to which this piece of shit is just killing children. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

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Tonight’s episode is brought to you by single-ply toilet paper! <cue jingle music> SINGLE PLY TOILET PAPER SINGERS: 🎶 Single ply!🎶 🎵 Why not just🎵 🎶 Shit on your hand?!🎶

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A random cool thing happened tonight — I was at a used book store thinking “I should read more Harlan Ellison”. I picked up his “Angry Candy” collection of short stories for $8. When I got into the car with it, I realized it was a signed copy! I guess I really have to read it.

A random cool thing happened tonight — I was at a used book store thinking “I should read more Harlan Ellison”. I picked up his “Angry Candy” collection of short stories for $8. When I got into the car with it, I realized it was a signed copy!

I guess I really have to read it.
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Hey #BlairWitch fans — 29 years ago I created the “Stickman” for the OG movie and now’s your chance to have a one-of-a-kind #stickman of your own. All you need to do is donate $200 to the Kickstarter campaign for “The Ultimate Breakup” (a zombie short film I’m set to direct)!