Childhood is thinking military history is interesting because of weapons and battles and adulthood is realising it's interesting because of politics and cultural impact

One day all of you will have this realisation about me

No matter how bad I feel about myself i know I will never be as worthless as this man

You guys are malefailing?

Baby shoes: worn

"We should leave children alone to decide things" "WHY WONT YOU JUST LEAVE CHILDREN ALONE"

Drinking and playing overwatch 🤤🤤

Worth noting that this government has also fought to keep incestuous marriage legal

"Oh god im being murdered please call the police" My gay roommate with anxiety problems:

not loving MEEEEEE

He is green because uhh because uhh Shit i dont know Help me im scared why is he green

Making this whilst doing segregation is crazy work

It scares me that there are people who don't realise hes joking

Republicans want to arrest people for thought crimes now

False apostle claims to speak for the Lord

Americans are ALL FOR literal naming until it's charity shops. Presumably because reminding them their money is going to charity would cause them to stop buying from there

He is twelve thousand years old