Krobus is real and he tried to sell me a Toyota Corolla

So I says to the guy "yeah they're a really underground band though you probably won't know them, they're called Harry Styles"

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Did someone say they wanted a 112 days of stardew valley on easy mode video? No? oh well that's what you get sooooo... I'm alright youtu.be/ZVicN3NrndQ?si…

How does twitter actually work? I have no idea. Here's an hour long video though that has absolutely nothing to do with figuring out twitter youtu.be/SuCYkPKPsvQ?si…

oh god oh god oh god I'm not ready wah where's my calendar?

If you've ever wanted to listen to 10 hours of bad jokes, wrestling references, and Clint slander... first of all, are you okay? Secondly, allow me to help. Here's that exact video youtu.be/DPpB8VE5bTs?si…

Thank GOD 1.5 seconds was so long, now I can pass out in my bed instead of my doorway

I can't wait to drink a delicious jar of mayonnaise in the saloon with everyone

Good news: Had a sensational time last night at the concert Bad news: They ran out of tote bags and couldn't get one Worse news: Clint's name was mentioned Better news: Got a hoodie out of it