'an array of sensors'

how much do y'all think truckers get paid anyway lmao.

literally will throw money at any opportunity to just not give a mf a job...

Do we not like get to vote on this or anything

wait... WHAT did I sign again????

yes, a few days ago, I did indeed RSVP to *Blockhead*'s listening party - of all people - because I hadn't gotten to try out the feature yet. blockheadnyc.bandcamp.com/live/bcfriday-…

imo this is the funniest fuckin thing MDE ever did. still remember getting the email and just sobbing lol.

But yeah I ended up essentially chasing the fog away.

Suffering.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW vine.co/v/ODxBldAunxO

Fuck this website. vine.co/v/OD9zVeEjgtA

THERE'S A WORDPRESS THEME JUST CALLED 'EAT.'

Here ya go.

I can't read or write.

I dreamt that I fucked up some ancient alien ritual out of inattentiveness (even though it was an emergency) and was like 'lol.'

millennials always be like 'where's the wifi' haha, am i right? haha. i destroyed the economy and i have no idea how to send an email

nightclub simulator GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!

not shown: me laughing extremely loudly

nervous guy to his friend trying to act as gay as possible to get into Berghain: um. do you think like. if kissing would help?
bouncer on gallon of PCP: I Will Disembowel 500 People With A Wakizashi To Bring Flappy Bird And My Son Back