Whoever had "Hitler's balls" as a November Twitter talking point must be cleaning up on Polymarket right now.

Less than a year into Trump's term, and we're already at the "sure, the GOP president is bad, but the REAL literal Hitler is [the next guy]" stage of the script. The next three years of hit pieces on Vance are going to make Dick Cheney look like a children's storybook hero.

The entire current student body of Harvard combined won't be arrested 71 times in their lives. We need to take seriously the fact that all people are not equal. Equal in standing before the law? Sure. But equal morally? Civilly? No. Almost everyone is better than this man.

"Three strikes and you're castrated" * Lowers prison costs * Solves heredity issue * Reduces violence-fostering testosterone * Is appropriately humiliating

Doing the thing

The bouncers for the new WH ballroom.

Conservatives love Clarence Thomas, but hate KBJ. Only possible explanation? Abject, aggressive racism!

It wasn't insanity, it was deliberate malfeasance. Allow no excuses for those responsible.

Many on the right call for reducing Medicare, but I see no one on the left saying we should just increase FICA taxes. I'm not a big government guy, but 1.5% of your paycheck is a pretty good deal for health care in retirement. Doubling that wouldn't be unbearable.

Hot take: I actually really like this concept, perhaps in part because it feels a little awkward and anachronistic in the social media age.

No. That ship sailed, was capsized by the weight of 10 million pirates, and sank.

It's amazing to watch the left obsess over defending Somali immigrants. Especially based on their meager economic contributions. Imagine if a bunch of poor German immigrants moved to Compton and defrauded the black and Hispanic residents there. The response would be different!

"In the world I see, every time Microsoft reboots my computer without permission they wire $25 straight to my bank account"

A government attorney with the stated goal of *never* putting a certain demographic of criminal into prison should be removed from office, and then prosecuted for malfeasance.