You have to pitch to Ohtani, I think.

The worst part of this is the happy video of Clayton Kershaw.

Going to bed, but saying now that the Schneider discourse is weird on here already. The Straw/Barger move and the two strike bunt.. Beyond that, not much he can do differently, I don't think.

That's where I'm at. Bichette advanced one base on a ball that Vlad advanced three on. Not having him run was totally reasonable. Kirk - not exactly a speed demon at the best of times - clearly tweaked something when he walked. Straw was brought in way too early.

Every single time there’s a post like this, it’s just the sloppiest slop you have ever seen

We should probably get a red light camera in at Queens/Ridout while we still can. (You know, assuming we're allowed to fine the LTC for the 20 route driver who just ran a red light.) #ldnont

Doesn't quite feel like a lineup that'll have much of a chance against Shohei Ohtani, does it?

Idea: the Blue Jays should always face Ohtani with two outs, nobody on and up by 5.

Best 2 of 3 for the World Series and the Jays have home field. Let's go.

What a reasonable time for a baseball game to end.