Still alive. Still uncomfortable. #WhyDoWeHaveToMarchInTheRain #WHY

Maybe we wouldn't get ambushed so often if we could hear our enemies over the racket of the rain on our helmets... #JustSaying #ComplaiNed

A #BlondRoast doesn't mean roast blondes @GregorPartyDude... *throws up*

#IReallyDislike being ambush- AHHHHH!!

I tried to tell Arya a cool story about Jon, but she just shoved me out of camera shot so she could death-glare at the hound some more. :(

@WestrosianProbs Ooo! Oop! When rain falls on your helm and sounds like hammers!

@WestrosianProbs Early morning marches!

@WestrosianProbs Ambushes!

I don't really see why I have to look after Beric_Dondarrion's swords so well if he's just going to set them on fire...

If I ran a group of freedom fighters, I wouldn't sell my brothers into the sex trade for money. Just saying.

Sword swallowing sounds hard. I think I'll stick to sword polishing.

So every shy virgin in westerns is a sexual genius. Great. No pressure.

We were going to find Arya, but then we got ambushed.

We get ambushed a lot.

Don't tell Beric, but he's really bringing down our Kill/Death Ratio.

I'm really glad @AryaSheWolf didn't kill the hound. I imagine killing people at our age would have a negative impact on our psyche!

@AryaSheWolf For what it's worth, I protested selling Gendry but everyone ignored me.

I think I'll start asking people to call me my full name "Edric." My gut says it's not a good life choice to go by "Ned."

House Dayne got a mention!

Since they recasted one of the Lannisters that Karstark killed to play Tommen, maybe they'll recast Joff to play me, to reduce death threats