charlie kirk gon be mad asf when he's reincarnated into josh and debby's nonbinary baby

Damn I totally called it 2 days ago. Blown away by how spot-on I was. Give me an award.

It’s only a matter of time before Elon removes the profile balloons since it’s a nice user feature that doesn’t bring in revenue.

the ebay seller:

This is the funniest tweet I’ve made in a year I don’t care that it got 5 likes

Halloween 1978 is not a good Halloween movie. Nothing about the holiday impacts the plot. There are like… quick shots of trick or treaters? Pumpkins on porches? The movie could take place on any other night. It’s just a standard home invasion film. Not “Halloween.”

Halo on PlayStation 5. The world I knew as a child is gone.

I will miss rent before I miss a YouTube Premium payment. It is the single best subscription you can pay for on the internet.

Imagine the absolute Republican meltdown if Democrats proposed the invention of libraries in 2025

This is incredibly funny

If it gets confirmed Donald Trump ACTUALLY played the funky flute on Bill Clinton, I will register to join the Democrat Party.

Twitter has been taken over by vagueposting and I hate it

I’m glad I got to watch and enjoy It: Welcome to Derry before we find out Stephen King is in the Epstein files.

Twitter thread of the year