JUST IN - Little Punch monkey now has a bodyguard to protect him

Awkward...

real.

America: Please arrest the pedophiles Kash Patel:

Tourists in Mexico

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🚨: Gavin Newsom really stood in front of a Black audience and tried to bond by saying: ‘I’m one of y’all. I scored a 960 on the SAT and I can’t read.’ How did this clown make it this far in life? 🤡 Governor Gavin Newsom

JUST IN - Jeffrey Epstein secretly stashed computers, photographs, and other equipment in storage units scattered across the US — and paid private detectives to move the material around as investigators closed in on him - The Telegraph report

🚨BREAKING: The IDF has found and destroyed another huge Hamas terror tunnel in Rafah. After more than two years of war, Israel is still fighting underground terror tunnels built by Gazans to kidnap and murder Jews. Unbelievable.

This happened in Texas. If it were California, the shop owner would be arrested and the perp would receive millions in restitution

I got a 960 on my SAT & can’t read.

2026:

Gavin is having a rough day 😭

Punch was adopted by a monkey who was formerly trafficked by the circus. As someone who’s been through trauma I get this so hard. Needing to feel safe isn’t just human, it’s fundamental. Humans have a lot to learn from “Go” and “Punch”.

BREAKING: Former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjørn Jagland has been hospitalized after a reported suicide attempt, shortly after authorities opened a corruption investigation linked to the Epstein files, Faytuks Network has learned.

Marco Rubio is going to teach Gavin Newsom how to read.

Canadians seen looting a store in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico because they believe the store owner is American...