People that would kill to be tracked by even one other human are the most paranoid about whole governments spying on us.

I like to think they are right except the government is spying on everyone BUT them because they are so lame.

I'm OK with tyranny if the irony is rich.

Young me: 'haha, I'll get more attractive with age since I'll be wiser, charming, and more distinguished!'

Get older: brain still immature but with a dad bod now. Well... shit.

This is a great way to frame issues.

you can't just be a guy anymore. you have to be a big brain genius or a huge fuckin idiot. i know what side i'm on

The SS Normandie was the coolest Ocean Liner. Entered service in 1935 before the shit hit the fan over there...again.